Genital Jousting Review

(The following review was written by my friend HoneyCunt in exchange for the game.)
First of: the game is not serious at all(and shouldn’t be)!
Secondly: first time I played this game I thought it was pretty easy to get the hang of, for the most part. You do most work with the arrow keys, so no mouse needed after the first screen.
I like the varying game modes, the “king of the hill” (or raft, in this case) being a slight favorite over the mode about what we all really got this game for.
You get new outfits pretty quickly – how about donning the priest-look or a saucy dress and pearls?
Some parts I have no idea about, like in the racing track the camera only seems to be following the person in lead, which makes it impossible for anyone else to catch up – maybe I’m missing something?
It would ...