(The following review was written by my friend HoneyCunt in exchange for the game.)
First of: the game is not serious at all(and shouldn’t be)!
Secondly: first time I played this game I thought it was pretty easy to get the hang of, for the most part. You do most work with the arrow keys, so no mouse needed after the first screen.
I like the varying game modes, the “king of the hill” (or raft, in this case) being a slight favorite over the mode about what we all really got this game for.
You get new outfits pretty quickly – how about donning the priest-look or a saucy dress and pearls?
Some parts I have no idea about, like in the racing track the camera only seems to be following the person in lead, which makes it impossible for anyone else to catch up – maybe I’m missing something?
It would feel nice to have some quick tutorial when you’re a brand new player.
I like the different colours, but not really sure if and how I can change it myself?
Second time I played this game I noticed that it was pretty hard to find a game to play in, I was either sitting alone in a lobby or getting kicked by every quick join-game I found. Not very fun 🙁
It’s fun for about 5 minutes.
But if you love dicks and anal, go for it!
